We Have a Winner!

In just 18 minutes, through chants of "Lard-ass! Lard-ass! Lard-ass!" (like in the movie Stand By Me that we all watched earlier today.) Super Bubba has become the first thru-hiker to conquer the Godzilla Omlete Challenge in 2011.

"Want anything for dessert?" the waitress asked him.

"Yeah, could I get a chocolate cake and like, an entire peach cobbler?" he said. "And maybe a stretcher?"

Two others also finished, one with only 16 seconds to go. It's never been more exciting to watch someone eat.